В СССР всё спокойно. Московскую Академию наук не волнует, является ли параллелограмм трапецией.

Are you ready to suffer,darling, are you ready?
I`m so sorry.So terribly sorry I can`t tell you nothing.
You`ll have to know,it`s just the usual,it`s just like my lips are sewn shut.
No worries,it`s a familiar feeling, wolfling`s tiny claws, scratching in search of freedom.
I`ll get you the posh talk, I`ll deliver you the cut-glass accent.
But the thread is too golden, too thick.
And my voice is too strong
for such a vile creature.